mybelovedloki:

What if Loki appeared in the middle of the eurovision song contest in full costume and everybody thought he was a contestant and they where all like “are you going to sing or what?”

(Source: mor-iarty, via the-epic-llama)

catoniss:

From the treaty of the treason:

In penance for you giving us low points in eurovision, each country shall offer up male and female athletes the ages of 18 and 35 at a public ”Reaping.”

These athletes shall be delivered to the custody of London.

And then transferred to a public arena where they will Fight to the Death until a lone victor remains.

Henceforth and forevermore this pageant shall be known as The Olympics.

(via dry-moist-towelette)

ballpointpensandneedles:

zaboyuyumir:

puffdenlilledragen:

passiveinferno:

ballpointpensandneedles:

nice knowing you all.

no one is getting out alive

we’re waging war on Sweden at sunrise 

Jämtland and Härjedalen will be ours once more

Are you Vikings going to fight here again cos if so I’m just going to move away from the river

You can#t escape
We’ll carry our boats
or do what the Turks did

(via dry-moist-towelette)

(Source: ishipanythingthatbreathes, via the-epic-llama)

kiirkland:

PARTY IN SWEDEN’S PANTS AND EUROPE’S INVITED!

(via greekreverie)

regulusfuckingblack:

It’s like Europe mock us by speaking our language and fitting to our timezone and still giving us no points.　

(via the-epic-llama)

blainestorm:

Eurovision 2013 will be proudly presented by

(via super-vargas-bros)

hey-brendon:

there are bunch of european countries that take eurovision serious

and then there is Russia

(via kannmuri)